Survival

"You can't take flight without looking up and letting go"

I was getting drunk last night and this happened

  • Renee: I wish I had my TARDIS shot glass with me
  • Me: Did you just say "TARDIS"?
  • Renee:
  • Me:
  • Renee:
  • Me:
  • Renee: ....Do you like Doctor Who?
  • Both: *squealing followed by extensive Doctor Who talks while everyone else ignores us and has no idea what we're talking about*

Clearly we are soul mates.

  • Me: *reading Star Trek fics*
  • Blaine: *lifts head and looks at computer* What's all that stuff?
  • Me: What stuff?
  • Blaine: That stuff.
  • Me: Nothing.
  • Blaine: *ATTACK! Various growling noises and mumbles*
  • Me: Are you sleeping?
  • Blaine: No, I'm just fucking with you.
  • Me: What's the date?
  • Blaine: 5/24/12
  • Me: Where are you?
  • Blaine: Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise.
  • Me: . . .

Sleep talking

  • Me: *facebook stalking as usual*
  • Blaine: *sits up* AH! What? WHy am I naked?
  • Me: Because you're always naked...
  • Blaine: What?
  • Me: We sleep naked.
  • Blaine: Ahhhoohhhnngggggg *falls over*
  • Me: . . .
  • Blaine: It's a good thing you're here.
  • Me: Why?
  • Blaine: 'Cause I woulda freaked out. I didn't know where I was. *snore*
gpoy.

gpoy.

  • Me: I WANT TO SEE THE AVENGERRRRRSSSSS!
  • Blaine: Maybe we can try taking the baby to the movies.
  • Me: ....To The Avengers?
  • Blaine: Yeah, why not?
  • Me: I don't think that's a good idea....She'll either get scared or have...Problems...
  • Blaine: What like she'll cry?
  • Me: ....Noo...If she's anything like her mama, she has a thing for villains and will develop an addiction to Loki and then she'll want to watch him all the time.
  • Blaine: . . .
Blaine looks sooo sober. He was so intent on getting his super beef…”Guys we need to leave now so we can get food!” Also, this is where the Medford townies tried to start a fight with us. Cool, it’s like 2 in the morning, we’re drunk and hungry, just trying to eat some super beef, dude. Chill the fuck out. I don’t care if your family doesn’t have a lot of money, that’s not my fault. Blaine comes from like no money, so stfu.

Blaine looks sooo sober. He was so intent on getting his super beef…”Guys we need to leave now so we can get food!”

Also, this is where the Medford townies tried to start a fight with us. Cool, it’s like 2 in the morning, we’re drunk and hungry, just trying to eat some super beef, dude. Chill the fuck out. I don’t care if your family doesn’t have a lot of money, that’s not my fault. Blaine comes from like no money, so stfu.

What up, Somerville.

What up, Somerville.